#saucy posting

[peachybeins]

Pushing propaganda for my big beefy dom bottom/smaller sub top agenda in the form of:

Scrawny Virgin Nerd Post Phalloplasty Transmasc NB Reader/Their Cis Gymbro Bestie Who's Like Twice Their size.

And the Gymbro wants to set them up with some hot chicks but beforehand offers to teach them how to "use that dick of theirs properly" because "hey man it's my reputation on the line if one of my boys doesn't know how to slay puss right!". How does he do this? Why by riding that Nerd's big phallo dick of course! But oh no turns out this Nerd has shit sexual stamina and nuts pretty fast, but never fear Gymbro will continue the Nerd's "training" until they've got the technique and stamina down to the Gymbro's satisfaction...turns out this training will go on for a while...

All characters are 21+ years old

[peachybeins]

REAL packer play is so underrepresented I've literally only seen two instances of it 😔

as t4t and trans centric trans writers i think we need to include more packer praise/worship in our works because there is something so undeniably hot about your packer being groped and stroked and also customizing how big you want your bulge to sit in your pants and rubbing it against someone’s thigh or god forbid have it sucked

[lordenverwhoretash]

[deadwooddross]

Okay I can’t exactly crop this one with much grace, but I sure did have fun with it! Octopi are just delightfully crinkly, I can only hope to really capture it some day

[semisolidmind]

he's a menace. a flirty menace.

(i sorta mixed the deer monster idea with the krampus suggestions, though he looks more like a goat. fraulein here gets to deal with him showing up at her house just before Christmas every year just to pester her.)

[loemius]

here’s my hot take of the night:

the e-temples that have been cropping up lately are cool, and im glad to see people making specific spaces to come together to worship. that’s awesome! i’m very here for that as a concept. i love nothing more than to see the theoi get the praise they deserve.

that being said, i am very wary about the amount of people i have seen calling themselves priests/priestesses lately. not even just in the e-temples! ive seen multiple people in the tags who have in their bio “priest(ess) of [deity].” i realize most people probably don’t mean harm by it, but it gets under my skin. to call yourself clergy implies a specific level of knowledge and experience with a religion (which isn’t my business to get involved in your praxis like that, that’s personal unless you wanna share it), but more importantly, official recognition by an established institution. there are not that many of these (that i am aware of) for hellenic polytheism. calling yourself clergy is simply that — calling yourself that. there’s no backing for it, and it genuinely concerns me.

we as the polytheist community talk a lot about harmful practices in spirituality, things like spiritual psychosis or cultural appropriation, which are important topics to discuss. it’s been said before and i’ll say again — people claiming to be spiritual authorities of some kind without any kind of proof can be very dangerous. i don’t assume anyone has bad intentions. i give people the benefit of the doubt and assume that everyone is just trying to help other people worship. but it doesn’t change the fact that calling yourself a priest(ess) will make impressionable or unsure people look up to you, and that is a hell of a lot of responsibility. i am concerned that there are minors running these kinds of blogs. that’s a lot of pressure on someone’s shoulders, especially to put on someone who is still growing up and developing their research and critical thinking skills. i don’t want to gatekeep or anything like that. im very glad to see minors having really good experiences with their faith, that they’re excited to share it with others. but it just concerns me.

im certainly not as experienced as other practitioners on this site, having had about two years of experience at this point, but i am very wary of anyone who claims to be any kind of authority on anything unless you can back it up. regardless of if your blog says that you’re not an authority, calling yourself clergy of any kind implies that. people will take it that way. it inherently implies a level of authority, knowledge, and experience on a particular subject, which is usually backed up by having an official institution that recognizes you.

perhaps this is a little callous of me, but in the same way that when someone makes a claim about the theoi academically, i expect them to have sources to prove it, i expect clergy to have some kind of proof of their authority. otherwise, what are you doing that’s different than any other tumblr blog?

to be clear, i don’t have an issue with these devotional spaces. i simply take an issue with people referring to themselves as clergy when that is a particular term with a particular context and a particular implication. words have power. i earnestly think if people just called themselves something like ‘stewards’ of a particular temple, i wouldn’t be so bothered by it. or just call yourself a devotee of a particular god. ultimately, at the end of the day, the words we use have power and implications, and that has to be acknowledged and respected. send tweet

[punnifullife]

I definitely need more robstar doodles based off touch this fic is so good and whoever recommended it deserves props and of course kryalla who wrote it thank u so much I adored it

The fact that looking at ff.net the original touch series is a trilogy which is crazy im definitely reading those next I can’t get enough of robstar I love them sm I live for robstar and dickory content in any form

All I have left are two sketches with one being my #1 moment

We know which one. if you read it. if only that scene lasted a few moments more sobs

[peachybeins]

Real talk but is there anyone on here that writes top transmascs/NBs with phalloplasty?? Preferably top reader but I'll take bottom reader if the character topping has had bottom surgery.

Or metoidioplasty too!

[pizzaqueen]

Eddie likes making Steve alphabet soup so he can spell out cute (and sometimes saucy) messages for him. Except, a lot of the time, he gets hungry while he’s pasta-writing so Steve ends up with a bowl that tells him “I ove ou” or “yo ave ice ass” but, honestly, as much as Steve might gently tease Eddie for not being able to wait to eat his own food, he always looks forward to ‘decoding’ the messages

[the-cookie-of-doom]

I have another AU idea where Kim has an OnlyFans, where he posts purely official WIK content. It drives his fans absolutely insane

[koszmarnybudyn]

Sketch dump because i draw them a lot

[hegory-grousing]

House felt Wilson’s light laugh. It vibrated through Wilson’s chest and into House’s shoulder, ending in an exhale against his neck. House barely repressed a shiver. “I really thought you’d given up this freaky little fetish,” House said. “I’ve been into the hug-stuff my whole life. Not stopping now.” “And you won’t rest until you’ve dragged the rest of us down with you and your vile habit.” “Exactly. Now, what were you going to tell me about protease inhibitors?” - Experimental Procedures by ORiley42 on Ao3

silly image I made of a bit from one of my absolute favorite house fics, Experimental Procedures by @oriley42. go read it it's fucking phenomenal

[relentlessgrief]

reasons why you should let connor hit it:

tentacles

four arms

cuddly monster

will say the most romantic things to you and mean it

purrs

tentacle kisses

can also be feral

anything you want you need only ask

[verawhisk]

heres the next thing im working on!! the idea is that theyre having their own book club meeting and sharing ideas and analyses and what not... and then they lock eyes and realize they want each other so bad LMFAO

[mamawasatesttube]

we need simon, lori, and sajan back. kon & his smallville crew are representation for gay teenagers in small towns who go hang out together at walmart because what else is there to do in your small town. we need them back

[patrickztump]

patrick stump appreciation post ✧ 15/∞ [✘]